The noir to end all noirs
"The Foul Stench of Death" peppers you with punch lines many quite funny in cleverly written, over-the-top spoofs of film noir and horror pictures.
By JOSHUA TANZER
The theater business was slower than a one-legged stagehand . . . when she walked in. A tall blonde with a role in the B-movie sendup "The Foul Stench of Death" and legs longer than an Academy Award acceptance speech, this was a dame that any man with half an eyeball and a red smoking jacket would die for. And before five minutes have gone by, one has.
"The Foul Stench of Death" (the more inspired of the show's two one-acts) is a punch-line-packed goof on genre pictures, written by one Jonas Oppenheim. Episode one is a film-noir murder mystery complete with leggy dame, mysterious foreigner, a missing manuscript, a cryptic map, and a wisecracking detective. We see the crime as it happens. The corpse wears red.
|THE FOUL STENCH OF DEATH|
|Written by: Jonas Oppenheim.|
Directed by: Padraic Lillis.
Includes individual plays: "The Foul Stench of Death," "The Foul Stench of Death II: The One About the Severed Hand that Kills People."
Cast: Dennis McNitt, Gretchen McGinty, Kevin Cristaldi, Jeff Burchfield, Jordan Meadows, Patrick Burch, Mahlon Stewart, Jenny Langsam.
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"You're not going to lie your way out of this one," says a booming voice from the shadows.
"Wait let me try!" the man in the red smoking jacket pleads. Shots ring out, and he's a goner.
Detective Harem and his henchmen bumble through their investigation while doling out zippy lines like, "When Miss Fortune is around, there's no one worse to be than Mr. Fortune."|
Episode two is subtitled "The One About the Severed Hand that Kills People," which tells you pretty much all about it. It's a horror-movie parody complete with a disembodied hand, an exotic fortune-teller and a talking crystal ball.
"The Foul Stench of Death" is full of laughs good jokes, bad jokes, subtle jokes, jokes you see coming a mile away. The humor hits every note from Firesign Theater weird to "Naked Gun" stupid. There are some cracks so clever that you don't get them until two lines later, and there are some that thumb their noses at the theater itself. It's a mind-rottingly good time, and if you need more, the author is already threatening to come out with an episode three: "The One About the Six-Year-Olds Who Throw the T-Ball World Series."
|JULY 1, 2001|
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