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  •  REVIEW: FERRY TALES

    Ferry Tales

    The styled bunch

    Who knew there was so much going on behind the closed doors of the ladies room in the Staten Island ferry? The women at the makeup mirror every morning did, and they tell their stories in the thoroughly entertaining documentary "Ferry Tales."

    By JOSHUA TANZER
    Offoffoff.com

    "Ferry Tales" is a film that boldly goes where no man has gone before — into the Staten Island ferry ladies room.

      
    FERRY TALES
    Directed by: Katja Esson.
    Produced by: Katja Esson, Corinna Sager, Sabine Schenck.
    Cinematography: Katja Esson, Martina Radwan.
    Edited by: Moira Demos, Sabine Hoffmann.

    Related links: Official site
     SCHEDULE
    Brooklyn Museum 200 Eastern Parkway, Brooklyn Sun June 13 | 4:00pm

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  • "The women's bathroom is a phenomenon," says one woman who knows. "You have no idea the scope of what goes on in that bathroom."

    But after seeing this brief but all-out entertaining 40-minute documentary, you will have some idea what goes on. Crowded around a four-seat makeup mirror are maybe a dozen women at any given time, all getting up in one another's work-in-progress faces. For half an hour a day, the ferry brings together suburban moms and project-dwellers, white-collar and blue-collar, black, white, Asian, what have you — all are temporary sisters in this floatable feast.

    Equal, that is, only if they follow the rules. There are do's and don'ts (above all, nobody is to use the toilets during makeup hour), and an established pecking order. Life here is part Oprah episode, part junior-high lunchroom — the popular girls' table, of course. Strangers who walk in and grab one of the queen bees' seats are in for a rude reception — and woe to the intruder who stops to read a magazine while someone waits for a spot at the mirror.

    Most of what the film preserves is the lore of the ladies room, so the funny stories are layered as thick as mascara on a cover model. There's the one about the two women who found out they were sleeping with the same man. There was the time one of the women stood up to a mother beating her child in a stall — and brought the wrath of her mirrormates down on herself. There's the time one woman poured hot coffee on another one and started a major brawl. ("Oh, it was fabulous. Fabulous!" one bystander remembers.)

    There's also something special about the way the women talk about this little half-hour haven. It's the one time they have to stop and take a breath as one of the girls, no longer wife, mother or employee.

    "I've been known to get in the car in my slippers," one ferry rider admits about her morning frenzy. "Because you don't get yourself together — you get your family together."

    "It looks like a crowded makeup table but that's not the real point," says another rider. "The ferry is my transition period. It gets me from from work to motherhood/wife, and from wife/motherhood to work. And in between them, I am Kamillah Hanks, uncut, this is who I am. I am not Mrs., I am not Mommy, I am not Mrs. Hanks from 'Can you give me this RHD report?' "

    "This is where it is," she says. "And behind that, we put on makeup."

    JUNE 4, 2004
    OFFOFFOFF.COM • THE GUIDE TO ALTERNATIVE NEW YORK


    Reader comments on Ferry Tales:

  • WHO %&$^$*% CARES!?!?   from Zsa Zsa, Feb 13, 2007
  • Re: same to your response Zsa Zsa   from carl, Apr 27, 2007
  • Wonderful   from Dawn, Feb 13, 2007
  • Ferry Tales   from Judy, May 19, 2007
  • Re: Ferry Tales   from Sheryl Clemente, Jun 19, 2007
  • The Longest 15 minutes of fame ever!   from Staten Islander, Jun 28, 2007
  • Re: The Longest 15 minutes of fame ever!   from Shery, Jul 26, 2007
  • Ferry Tales   from MB Pepe, Jul 9, 2007
  • So high school   from Ferry Nice, Jul 18, 2007
  • Trying to locate a copy of Ferry Tales   from Dale Turmell, Apr 3, 2009

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