Never can say good buy
A band of merry scholars, writers, performers and activists celebrate
the worst of advertising, consumerism and the American way with the annual
Schmio awards, an alternative to the ad industry's Clios.
By JOSHUA TANZER www.offoffoff.com
You deserve a break today from the worst advertising of the year.
That's the message of the fourth annual Schmio awards, a tongue-in-cheek
alternative to the industry's Clio awards. The event is hosted by a group
of media activists, NYU faculty, writers and performers who will honor, or
dishonor, not only bad ads but bad corporate behavior and a few
alternative-media heroes from the past year.
So at the end of a hard day, it'll be Miller time Mark Crispin
Miller time, in this case. The NYU prof and author of several books on
media culture is the emcee of the show, which he sees as a much-needed
antidote to the proliferation of more pretentious awards banquets in and
out of the advertising industry. "I think that the quantity of
self-congratulatory events is awfully . . .
self-congratulatory," Miller says.
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THE 2000 SCHMIOS |
Hosted by Mark Crispin Miller, with
Neil Postman, Arianna Huffington, Reverend Billy, Amy Goodman, Burt Neuborne, Lewis Lapham,
Rev. Norman Handy, Ralph Nader.
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The event was originally called the "counter-Clio" awards until the real
Clios complained about the disrespect to their name. That's when "Amusing
Ourselves to Death" author and NYU prof Neil Postman, who emceed the event
from the beginning, "was sitting in his office trying to think of a new
name, and he said, 'Clios, Schmios,' and that was the name," recounts
Miller.
Past Schmios have poked fun at the likes of Time Warner for a campaign
"celebrating the sad fact that we can't get away from them," and one can
only speculate (with the actual envelopes being kept under high security)
that this year a similar award might be bestowed on Doubleclick.net for its plan to keep tabs on most
everything you do on the Internet. But this year's panel which
includes columnist Arianna Huffington and "Church of Stop Shopping" pastor
Reverend Billy will not only skewer wrongdoers but also laud some
deserving alternative-media heroes including Ralph Nader, the group
Commercial Alert, and the coalition that won approval of low-power FM "microradio,"
sometimes known more jauntily as "pirate radio."
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Mark Crispin Miller
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So where's the beef? Well, the serious idea behind the Schmios is one
written about by Miller, Postman and others such as former award presenter
and Village Voice columnist Leslie Savan: that advertising plays a largely
unexamined role in shaping our consciousness, and what's really being sold
is a false vision of life, the idea that a mascara can make us beautiful,
a car can get us
laid, a credit card can unlock our dreams, a drink can help us "be like
Mike." There's no commercial that tells us, "Our beer makes you fat," or
"You
don't need a new car this year," or "Eat your broccoli." Did you ever see
a commercial for not buying something?
People still lack perspective about their
relationship with the mass media and the consumer ethic, Miller concedes,
but he sees signs that the Schmio crowd (to which one might add
freewheeling
activists like the Reverend Billy,
Charles Kernaghan's National Labor
Committee and Adbusters
magazine) are starting to make people think twice.
"I think that there has been over the last two years or so a very striking
upswing in public unease" with the media, he says, citing the backlash
against
the news media during the Monica Lewinsky extravaganza, and criticism of
programming
and ads aimed at children. In focus-group sessions,
"when you ask people, 'How do you like television?' they say, 'Oh, it's
great,' "
he says. "And then when you show them the ownership charts and tell them
that they
pay almost nothing for the airwaves, . . . it was like something
clicked
in their heads and they felt free to say how they really felt."
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