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  •  READER COMMENTS

    Reader comments on Irreversible

    Subject: Re: YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED MORON
    Date: Dec 31, 2005
    Sender: FlipperPrevious | Next

    Dude, the Caps Lock key is third from the bottom on the left.

    Previous: YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED MORON | Next: got a little carried away

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    Response to this comment:
    YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED MORON

    HAVE YOU READ YOUR ARTICLE? IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SUCH STRONG OPINIONS, AT LEAST TRY TO NOT DO IT SOUNDING LIKE SOME BACKYARD-WRESTLING BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD IMPERSONATOR. HOW DARE YOU JUDGE AND INSULT FILM-MAKERS WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE SO IGNORANT AND SHALLOW AND OBVIOUSLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING YOURSELF IN PROPER ENGLISH! I MEAN, DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID YOUR REVIEW IS? YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK, ALL YOU WANT IS JULIA ROBERTS OR TOM CRUISE MOVIES WITH BAD SCRIPTS AND CLICHES, ALL RE-INFORCED WITH BIG BUDGET STUNT CRAP. THE REASON FOR THAT IS THAT YOU'RE SIMPLE-MINDED AND NEED SIMPLE MOVIES FOR YOUR SIMPLE BRAIN.YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REASONS BEHIND THE AWKWARD FILMING.....WORSE OF ALL, YOU DIDN'T EVEN CLUE IN TO THE IRONIC "CLIN D'OEIL".....OH SORRY, "WINK"...PFFFF, OF THE MOVIE. THE ONLY WAY THIS MOVIE CAN HAVE A GOOD ENDING IS TO SEE IT BACKWARDS.....HENCE THE TITLE....IRREVERSIBLE. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TRY AND EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU, YOU'D HAVE TO GET OUT OF YOUR PUTRID LITTLE TRAILER-PARK AND GO TO EUROPE, OR THE REST OF THE WORLD FOR THAT MATTER. IT WOULD OPEN YOUR EYES SO YOU'RE NOT SO STUBBORN AND IGNORANT.

    P.S. SURPRISE JACKASS, THOSE BARS DO EXIST IN PARIS, THEY'RE PART OF THE HUGE UNDERGROUND FETISH SCENE AND ARE REGULARLY SHUT DOWN FOR EXACTLY THE KIND OF BEHAVIOR YOU SEE IN THIS MOVIE. SORRY TO SHOCK YOUR POOR LITTLE VIRGIN SOUL!

    Editor's note: From your description of me, you obviously don't know me at all.
    -- Joshua






    Comment index:

  • Sorry for you   from Mademoiselle, Mar 12, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from GD Williamson, Mar 18, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Bryan, Sep 29, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Tashtigo707, Apr 14, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Perfume V, Jun 13, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Seb, Oct 6, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from earlgrey, Oct 12, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Sam, Nov 5, 2003
  • fascinating   from irrelevant, Jan 10, 2004
  • Re: Sorry for you   from FreeYOW, Jan 22, 2006
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Rose, Sep 2, 2007
  • Don't listen to Joshy   from Cory, Mar 13, 2003
  • worst... film... ever!   from lunarfist, Mar 14, 2003
  • Irreversible did it's job   from WebsCo, Aug 7, 2003
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from EJ, Aug 9, 2003
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from Matchfit, Sep 1, 2003
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from dcc, Aug 16, 2007
  • Death Wish   from Geezer, Feb 14, 2004
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from Jo, Feb 15, 2004
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from DC, Aug 16, 2007
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from mastroiani, Jun 30, 2009
  • [no subject]   from MJ, Mar 30, 2003
  • are you kidding?   from tb7, Apr 1, 2003
  • Repulsive without merit   from t c, Apr 16, 2003
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from CB, May 2, 2003
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from tie, Mar 15, 2004
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from Mimo Zus, Aug 17, 2004
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from che, Apr 20, 2007
  • this says it best   from MB, Apr 18, 2003
  • Re: this says it best   from Tashtigo707, Apr 22, 2003
  • homophobia?   from fireal, Apr 23, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Perfume V, May 1, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from fireal, May 11, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Perfume V, Jun 13, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from movie viewer, Dec 3, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Joshua, Dec 3, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Bjoern H, Dec 7, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Ronin, Jan 2, 2004
  • Re: homophobia?   from Jaime, May 7, 2007
  • Re: homophobia?   from Rose, Sep 2, 2007
  • Re: homophobia?   from Allan, Sep 13, 2008
  • Re: this says it best   from Tony Host, Jan 18, 2007
  • Doing what it is suppose to!   from Bruce, May 9, 2003
  • versirreblei   from mark brant, May 14, 2003
  • Joshy...   from monica belluci, May 24, 2003
  • late at night   from Clara, May 31, 2003
  • Movie end   from David, Aug 24, 2003
  • Joshy's point   from tommy, Jun 1, 2003
  • [no subject]   from , Sep 25, 2003
  • ART   from L, Oct 6, 2003
  • Re: ART   from Derek, Dec 6, 2006
  • I liked it... then hated it.   from Bryan, Sep 29, 2003
  • Re: I liked it... then hated it.   from Bjoern H, Dec 7, 2003
  • JOSHUA TANZER, You are a jackass!   from sudamericanrocker, Oct 12, 2003
  • Re: JOSHUA TANZER, You are a jackass!   from Tostitos, Oct 18, 2003
  • Fucking americans!   from Mr. Europa, Nov 12, 2003
  • Re: Fucking americans!   from karen, Dec 22, 2004
  • Re: Fucking americans!   from ying, May 15, 2005
  • Is this a review??   from Mauro, Dec 5, 2003
  • the movie was a complete success.   from Nadira Ilana, Jan 2, 2004
  • Re: Is this a review??   from Hathor, Feb 6, 2004
  • YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED MORON   from JamesEarlCash, Dec 8, 2003
  • » Re: YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED MORON «   from Flipper, Dec 31, 2005
  • got a little carried away   from JamesEarlCash, Dec 8, 2003
  • Post Scriptum   from JamesEarlCash, Dec 8, 2003
  • saw last night - amazing viceral   from michael, Jan 6, 2004
  • Re: saw last night - amazing viceral   from Drew, Jan 25, 2005
  • if you know films, this for BEST PICTURE   from dobermann, Jan 13, 2004
  • Irreversible   from Tyler Durden, Feb 18, 2004
  • Asking for a song   from Pedro Trevino, Apr 5, 2004
  • Criminal charges   from A.J.A., Apr 25, 2004
  • Editing   from Me, Aug 1, 2004
  • irreversible...   from Jeff, Nov 24, 2004
  • Re: irreversible...   from Onetime, Dec 16, 2004
  • my sentiments exactly   from RG, Jun 10, 2005
  • Good review   from Lampen, Jun 27, 2005
  • Gasper Noe ROCKS   from Discoelmer, Jul 5, 2005
  • Is this guy a qualified critic?   from theevildead23, Sep 3, 2005
  • "Irreversible" review   from Steven J Athanas, Oct 30, 2005
  • Eyes open   from che, Nov 13, 2005
  • Re: Eyes open   from ski, Nov 25, 2005
  • feedbeack   from Per, Jan 10, 2006
  • Relax gentlemen...   from JT Mengel, Jun 26, 2006
  • Joshua Tanzer is a stupid cunt   from DNK, Jul 4, 2006
  • Re: Joshua Tanzer is a stupid cunt   from Che, Apr 20, 2007
  • lol, go and watch clockwork orange   from nameless, Oct 1, 2006
  • Memento?!?!?   from Pokey, Oct 30, 2006
  • [no subject]   from SteamMachine, Nov 16, 2006
  • Tanzer Sucks   from Ricardo Moscoso, May 25, 2007
  • Hypocrite!!   from Dee, Jun 19, 2007
  • Not at all a pointless movie   from kada, Jul 12, 2007
  • Joshua hit the nail on the head   from Mike Lep, Aug 7, 2007
  • Re: Joshua hit the nail on the head   from Novi Filipovich, Jul 5, 2014
  • Movie is good and reviewer is bad...   from Cheery, Sep 16, 2007
  • Disgusted   from Sick, Jan 30, 2009
  • You're an idiot   from Robert, May 6, 2009
  • inexcusable   from Fin Macdonald, Oct 16, 2013
  • Amazing movie, Top notch   from Novi Filipovich, Jul 5, 2014
  • Sorry for you   from Mademoiselle, Mar 12, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from GD Williamson, Mar 18, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Bryan, Sep 29, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Tashtigo707, Apr 14, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Perfume V, Jun 13, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Seb, Oct 6, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from earlgrey, Oct 12, 2003
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Sam, Nov 5, 2003
  • fascinating   from irrelevant, Jan 10, 2004
  • Re: Sorry for you   from FreeYOW, Jan 22, 2006
  • Re: Sorry for you   from Rose, Sep 2, 2007
  • Don't listen to Joshy   from Cory, Mar 13, 2003
  • worst... film... ever!   from lunarfist, Mar 14, 2003
  • Irreversible did it's job   from WebsCo, Aug 7, 2003
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from EJ, Aug 9, 2003
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from Matchfit, Sep 1, 2003
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from dcc, Aug 16, 2007
  • Death Wish   from Geezer, Feb 14, 2004
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from Jo, Feb 15, 2004
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from DC, Aug 16, 2007
  • Re: worst... film... ever!   from mastroiani, Jun 30, 2009
  • [no subject]   from MJ, Mar 30, 2003
  • are you kidding?   from tb7, Apr 1, 2003
  • Repulsive without merit   from t c, Apr 16, 2003
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from CB, May 2, 2003
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from tie, Mar 15, 2004
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from Mimo Zus, Aug 17, 2004
  • Re: Repulsive without merit   from che, Apr 20, 2007
  • this says it best   from MB, Apr 18, 2003
  • Re: this says it best   from Tashtigo707, Apr 22, 2003
  • homophobia?   from fireal, Apr 23, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Perfume V, May 1, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from fireal, May 11, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Perfume V, Jun 13, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from movie viewer, Dec 3, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Joshua, Dec 3, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Bjoern H, Dec 7, 2003
  • Re: homophobia?   from Ronin, Jan 2, 2004
  • Re: homophobia?   from Jaime, May 7, 2007
  • Re: homophobia?   from Rose, Sep 2, 2007
  • Re: homophobia?   from Allan, Sep 13, 2008
  • Re: this says it best   from Tony Host, Jan 18, 2007
  • Doing what it is suppose to!   from Bruce, May 9, 2003
  • versirreblei   from mark brant, May 14, 2003
  • Joshy...   from monica belluci, May 24, 2003
  • late at night   from Clara, May 31, 2003
  • Movie end   from David, Aug 24, 2003
  • Joshy's point   from tommy, Jun 1, 2003
  • [no subject]   from , Sep 25, 2003
  • ART   from L, Oct 6, 2003
  • Re: ART   from Derek, Dec 6, 2006
  • I liked it... then hated it.   from Bryan, Sep 29, 2003
  • Re: I liked it... then hated it.   from Bjoern H, Dec 7, 2003
  • JOSHUA TANZER, You are a jackass!   from sudamericanrocker, Oct 12, 2003
  • Re: JOSHUA TANZER, You are a jackass!   from Tostitos, Oct 18, 2003
  • Fucking americans!   from Mr. Europa, Nov 12, 2003
  • Re: Fucking americans!   from karen, Dec 22, 2004
  • Re: Fucking americans!   from ying, May 15, 2005
  • Is this a review??   from Mauro, Dec 5, 2003
  • the movie was a complete success.   from Nadira Ilana, Jan 2, 2004
  • Re: Is this a review??   from Hathor, Feb 6, 2004
  • YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED MORON   from JamesEarlCash, Dec 8, 2003
  • » Re: YOU UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT, NARROW-MINDED MORON «   from Flipper, Dec 31, 2005
  • got a little carried away   from JamesEarlCash, Dec 8, 2003
  • Post Scriptum   from JamesEarlCash, Dec 8, 2003
  • saw last night - amazing viceral   from michael, Jan 6, 2004
  • Re: saw last night - amazing viceral   from Drew, Jan 25, 2005
  • if you know films, this for BEST PICTURE   from dobermann, Jan 13, 2004
  • Irreversible   from Tyler Durden, Feb 18, 2004
  • Asking for a song   from Pedro Trevino, Apr 5, 2004
  • Criminal charges   from A.J.A., Apr 25, 2004
  • Editing   from Me, Aug 1, 2004
  • irreversible...   from Jeff, Nov 24, 2004
  • Re: irreversible...   from Onetime, Dec 16, 2004
  • my sentiments exactly   from RG, Jun 10, 2005
  • Good review   from Lampen, Jun 27, 2005
  • Gasper Noe ROCKS   from Discoelmer, Jul 5, 2005
  • Is this guy a qualified critic?   from theevildead23, Sep 3, 2005
  • "Irreversible" review   from Steven J Athanas, Oct 30, 2005
  • Eyes open   from che, Nov 13, 2005
  • Re: Eyes open   from ski, Nov 25, 2005
  • feedbeack   from Per, Jan 10, 2006
  • Relax gentlemen...   from JT Mengel, Jun 26, 2006
  • Joshua Tanzer is a stupid cunt   from DNK, Jul 4, 2006
  • Re: Joshua Tanzer is a stupid cunt   from Che, Apr 20, 2007
  • lol, go and watch clockwork orange   from nameless, Oct 1, 2006
  • Memento?!?!?   from Pokey, Oct 30, 2006
  • [no subject]   from SteamMachine, Nov 16, 2006
  • Tanzer Sucks   from Ricardo Moscoso, May 25, 2007
  • Hypocrite!!   from Dee, Jun 19, 2007
  • Not at all a pointless movie   from kada, Jul 12, 2007
  • Joshua hit the nail on the head   from Mike Lep, Aug 7, 2007
  • Re: Joshua hit the nail on the head   from Novi Filipovich, Jul 5, 2014
  • Movie is good and reviewer is bad...   from Cheery, Sep 16, 2007
  • Disgusted   from Sick, Jan 30, 2009
  • You're an idiot   from Robert, May 6, 2009
  • inexcusable   from Fin Macdonald, Oct 16, 2013
  • Amazing movie, Top notch   from Novi Filipovich, Jul 5, 2014