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  •  READER COMMENTS

    Reader comments on Northfork

    Subject: Waste of 103 minutes of my life...
    Date: Sep 3, 2005
    Sender: KatePrevious | Next

    This movie was utterly ridiculous. I thought I knew what was happening 20/30 minutes in...but no! It bounces between ideas, new characters, (zebras with stilts?) angels, and plot lines. What could have possibly been a good idea for a movie, was butchered in "northfork". I am forced to say that I slightly enjoyed the cinematography(the colors and sound and such fit it quite well), but the entire thing leaves you feeling like you were hit in the head with a frying pan. Do not waste any of the minutes you are given in your life with this "film".

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    Comment index:

  • northfork   from lodiza, Sep 8, 2003
  • Re: northfork   from smwvc, Jan 12, 2004
  • Re: northfork   from Mariann, Feb 15, 2004
  • Re: northfork   from Cathy, May 27, 2005
  • northfork leaving me unsettled   from doug cameron, Sep 16, 2003
  • Re: northfork leaving me unsettled   from JS, Oct 1, 2006
  • this is one lousy pretentious film   from Ottodachat, Dec 24, 2003
  • Re: this is one lousy pretentious film   from Jay, Dec 19, 2005
  • NorthFork; A Must See?   from Rysa4, Jan 6, 2004
  • Re: NorthFork; A Must See?   from CCMadsen Las Vegas, May 17, 2004
  • warning   from j.wasc, Jan 24, 2004
  • Northfork   from stillstarsong, Feb 15, 2004
  • Re: Northfork   from oxnard, Sep 20, 2004
  • one of best flicks i've seen   from baker b., Mar 10, 2004
  • Re: one of best flicks i've seen   from GM, Aug 22, 2004
  • this is a great film   from joe, Jul 2, 2004
  • Re: this is a great film   from gina, Oct 14, 2005
  • Northfork review   from crazy marty, Jul 2, 2004
  • Northfork...boo...hisss   from Marvin Anderson, Aug 24, 2004
  • Northfork   from A, Dec 29, 2004
  • Glasses   from BD, Jan 29, 2005
  • Obviously over ignorant people's heads   from Ardvrk, Apr 14, 2005
  • Re: Obviously over ignorant people's heads   from gina, Oct 14, 2005
  • No-one cares what you think   from Matt, May 21, 2005
  • northfork   from fran, Aug 23, 2005
  • maybe one of my favorite movies   from dianne cunningham, Aug 31, 2005
  • magical surreal creature   from jpippie, Sep 26, 2005
  • Re: magical surreal creature   from JS, Oct 1, 2006
  • » Waste of 103 minutes of my life... «   from Kate, Sep 3, 2005
  • As usual, reviewers hate good movies   from Aileen, Oct 12, 2005
  • Northfork is a great, ambitious film   from Bill Eger, Apr 26, 2006
  • North Fork   from fan, May 10, 2006
  • Re: North Fork   from JohnnyD, May 29, 2006
  • [no subject]   from , Aug 11, 2006
  • Northfork movie   from Kirin Davids, Aug 11, 2006
  • Just finished it......   from Jim, Sep 6, 2006
  • [no subject]   from , Nov 23, 2007
  • northfork   from lodiza, Sep 8, 2003
  • Re: northfork   from smwvc, Jan 12, 2004
  • Re: northfork   from Mariann, Feb 15, 2004
  • Re: northfork   from Cathy, May 27, 2005
  • northfork leaving me unsettled   from doug cameron, Sep 16, 2003
  • Re: northfork leaving me unsettled   from JS, Oct 1, 2006
  • this is one lousy pretentious film   from Ottodachat, Dec 24, 2003
  • Re: this is one lousy pretentious film   from Jay, Dec 19, 2005
  • NorthFork; A Must See?   from Rysa4, Jan 6, 2004
  • Re: NorthFork; A Must See?   from CCMadsen Las Vegas, May 17, 2004
  • warning   from j.wasc, Jan 24, 2004
  • Northfork   from stillstarsong, Feb 15, 2004
  • Re: Northfork   from oxnard, Sep 20, 2004
  • one of best flicks i've seen   from baker b., Mar 10, 2004
  • Re: one of best flicks i've seen   from GM, Aug 22, 2004
  • this is a great film   from joe, Jul 2, 2004
  • Re: this is a great film   from gina, Oct 14, 2005
  • Northfork review   from crazy marty, Jul 2, 2004
  • Northfork...boo...hisss   from Marvin Anderson, Aug 24, 2004
  • Northfork   from A, Dec 29, 2004
  • Glasses   from BD, Jan 29, 2005
  • Obviously over ignorant people's heads   from Ardvrk, Apr 14, 2005
  • Re: Obviously over ignorant people's heads   from gina, Oct 14, 2005
  • No-one cares what you think   from Matt, May 21, 2005
  • northfork   from fran, Aug 23, 2005
  • maybe one of my favorite movies   from dianne cunningham, Aug 31, 2005
  • magical surreal creature   from jpippie, Sep 26, 2005
  • Re: magical surreal creature   from JS, Oct 1, 2006
  • » Waste of 103 minutes of my life... «   from Kate, Sep 3, 2005
  • As usual, reviewers hate good movies   from Aileen, Oct 12, 2005
  • Northfork is a great, ambitious film   from Bill Eger, Apr 26, 2006
  • North Fork   from fan, May 10, 2006
  • Re: North Fork   from JohnnyD, May 29, 2006
  • [no subject]   from , Aug 11, 2006
  • Northfork movie   from Kirin Davids, Aug 11, 2006
  • Just finished it......   from Jim, Sep 6, 2006
  • [no subject]   from , Nov 23, 2007